i'm a crazy welsh person (who grew up and lives in switzerland)

Tuesday, March 27, 2007

people lacking in intelligence

1. Not the sharpest knife in the drawer.
2. Got into the gene pool while the lifeguard wasn't watching.
3. A room temperature IQ.
4. Got a full 6-pack, but lacks the plastic thingy to hold it all together.
5. A gross ignoramus--144 times worse than an ordinary ignoramus.
6. A photographic memory but with the lens cover glued on.
7. A prime candidate for natural deselection.
8. Bright as Alaska in December.
9. One-celled organisms out score him in IQ tests.
10. Donated his body to science before he was done using it.
11. Fell out of the family tree.
12. Gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming.
13. Has two brains; one is lost and the other is out looking for it.
14. He is so dense, light bends around him.
15. If brains were taxed, he'd get a rebate.
16. If he were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a week.
17. If you give him a penny for his thoughts, you'd get change.
18. If you stand close enough to him, you can hear the ocean.
19. It's hard to believe that he beat out 1,000,000 other sperm.
20. One neuron short of a synapse.
21. Some drink from the fountain of knowledge; he only gargled.
22. Takes him 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.
23. Wheel is turning, but the hamster is dead.


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Anonymous Anonymous said...

I can come up with a couple more:

>Not the brightest button on the coat.
>Cognitively challenged.
>Brain donor.
>Consciousness objector.
>Alabama scientist.
>Thick as pig-shit.
>Thickerace (pronounced as in liberace)
>Desmond (as in desmond tutu, only got a 2.2)
>Mental midget.
>Dipstick (plubbert favorite).

Running out of ideas, I'll tune in later.

Patrice Woowarr    

Blogger Vickster said...

they're ok, but they're not really special.

i love number 2: got into the gene pool while the lifeguard wasn't looking :-D    

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