I am NOT SWISS and I DON'T SOUND SWISS either!

i had the interview for my NI number today, so i got marion to write me a letter confirming that i'm living with them. she was really tempted to write all her letters after her name (she's a doctor, she's got letters) cause she's never got to write them all. she managed to resist the temptation. what she did was to write a second version of the letter (which i then promptly produced at the interview, but they didn't want it anyway after all that (it was probably the handwriting that scared them off, she is a doctor...)).

this is what i see when i look at it (most of it might in fact be spelt correctly, it's impossible to tell... but address is really spelt wrong: she spelt it right in the first letter and the first time in this one but she thought it looked wrong so she spelt it with only one d the second time)

To Lhon it May Concern,

This is to confrin hat Vistona Lily hoode han been resident at our hmble adbode (address an atone [as above]) sine 2/9/2006. Howeve, she is prone to absensing & returnig to hel bed in the early hovs f the mounig & nsking life & linb hy wandering the slveets f Bnstl vihar rhyme ar rewan [without rhyme or reason]. i beliene thin t be her aly adress despit this ablorrent charater flar.

Yous in platitrdes,
M.R.R**** MBBS MSc MRCP MFPH

i hope i got the letters right. not sure about that last group cause it's a bit squished, she ran out of room :-D

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posted by Vickster at 19:54.